samsamsam

IF RESTAURANTS FUNCTIONED LIKE MICROSOFT!

       Patron:  Waiter!

       Waiter:  Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support.  May I have your
                telephone number, area code first?  Your visit may be
                monitored for purposes of quality control.  Now, what seems to
                be the problem?
       Patron:  There's a fly in my soup!
       Waiter:  Exit the restaurant and re-enter, maybe the fly won't be there
                this time.
       Patron:  No, it's still there.
       Waiter:  Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try
                eating it with a fork instead.
       Patron:  Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
       Waiter:  Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what
                kind of bowl are you using?
       Patron:  A SOUP bowl!
       Waiter:  Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration
                problem; how was the bowl set up?
      Patron:  You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to
                do with the fly in my soup?
       Waiter:  Can you remember everything you did before you
                noticed the fly in your soup?
       Patron:  I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
       Waiter:  Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of
                the Day?
       Patron:  You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
       Waiter:  Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
       Patron:  Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
       Waiter:  The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
       Patron:  Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm
                running late now.

       [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.]

       Waiter:  Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
       Patron:  This is potato soup.
       Waiter:  Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
      Patron:  Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

       [Waiter leaves.]

       Patron:  Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
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       The check:
       Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
       Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50
       Access to support . . . . . . . . . . $10.00
       Note: Bug in the soup included at no extra charge
             (will be fixed with Tomorrow's soup of the day)